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In entertainment news today we go to Guy Seaman.

Guy…

Thanks, Dude. Yes I’m here with one of the greatest script writers in the country, Mr. Chris Young. Tell me Chris what’s new in the works.

Well, I'm currently in the process of writing the sequel to America's favorite break through movie, Brokeback Mountain. It's called Brokeback Mountain 2: Gayer than a Football Bat.

This move chronicles the life of two Dallas Cowboys as they cope with their homosexuality on and off the grid iron. Will their love for the game be over powered by their love for each other? Watch as they throw off their pads and go for two points and spike it in the end zone. This will be the next break through into the insight of a professional football player. Sometimes it's not always about the drugs and the hoes. Sometimes it's the drugs and the bros.

For the two main roles we wanted to go authentic with this piece, so we set out to find real gay guys to play the part. I know it's a little premature, since the script isn't finished. But we wanted to make sure that Kevin Federline and Ant wouldn't be booked for another entanglement. They both leaped at the chance. No really...leaped. I really hope you all will enjoy this new era in movie making. There will be some towel snapping, so be sure to cover the kid’s eyes.

Thank you, Chris

Back to you, Oliver Herface